Below is a list of sayings that women say and their translation.
It's too funny and too true not to share.
I have no idea where this came from, but someone out there figured us out!
It's too funny and too true not to share.
I have no idea where this came from, but someone out there figured us out!
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (TOTALLY Guilty of this one)
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. ( me too.) BUT Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. Loud sigh: Although not actually a word, it is still a statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (see #3 for definition of nothing)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "Screw you, bozo!" ( I think I use this word sometimes instead of fine. It is a more assertive "fine")
9. Don't worry about it, I got it.: Another dangerous statement. Meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. ( me too.) BUT Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. Loud sigh: Although not actually a word, it is still a statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (see #3 for definition of nothing)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "Screw you, bozo!" ( I think I use this word sometimes instead of fine. It is a more assertive "fine")
9. Don't worry about it, I got it.: Another dangerous statement. Meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
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